I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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