it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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