I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
P.S. I can't hear my feet
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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