giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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