It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize