Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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