Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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