I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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