Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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