I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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