We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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