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He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Is it penis luge time yet?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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