We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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