My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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