After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
