I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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