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(513): View more from Ohio

I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.

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(330): View more from Ohio

why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?

(1-330): View more from Ohio

she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters

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(805): View more from California

WHY are the edges of my bra charred???

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(317): View more from Indiana

she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...

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(757): View more from Virginia

i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...

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(248): View more from Michigan

my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits

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(512): View more from Texas

Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.

(210): View more from Texas

Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.

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