worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My vagina is very pro this idea
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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