plz talk dirty to me
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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