I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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