I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think i peed on brittanys purse
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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