Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You took a bar mat shot.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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