Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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