it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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