You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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