I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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