so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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