the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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