what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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