haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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