Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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