quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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