After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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