Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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