Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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