I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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