did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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