Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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