I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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