Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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