How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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