Ambien. No doubt about it.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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