i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
high people should be assigned attendants
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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