They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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