: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I stole a fireplace last night.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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