Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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