Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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