Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
it was like eating out sand paper
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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