Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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