I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Randomize
