I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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