if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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