check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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