Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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