At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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